Sandy:
This is a boring movie, Keith. Let’s leave. It’s supposed to be an action move, but it’s nothing in comparison to the exciting wrestling matches I have been in.
Keith:
What do you me, “the wrestling matches you have been in?”
Sandy:
Don’t you remember? I told you those stories about how I had to defend myself all those times.
Keith:
Sandy, you had to defend yourself a total of three times. The way you brag, you would think that you were e a professional wrestler or something.
Sandy:
I’ll have you know that each time I wrestled; it was exciting right down to the last minute.
Keith:
I guess you’re not going to watch this move, are you?
Sandy:
No! These stunt scenes look so fake. I could do a better job myself! Look at that wimpy guy. He is supposed to be stronger than that other guy, but the wimp looks like he can hardly throw a punch.
Keith:
Come, on Sandy. Don’t tell me that you could do any better. You’re not even an actress.
Sandy:
I wouldn’t have to act. I am really strong enough to wrestle any guy and win every time. I could beat you at anything that takes a lot of strength too.
Keith:
I’d like to see you try it.
Sandy:
Okay, I’ll bet you ten dollars that I can beat you at wrestling. Well, come on, wimpy! You look like you have your doubts that you would win.
Keith:
I don’t have any doubts. I know I could win. After all, everybody knows that guys are stronger than women.
Sandy:
Don’t make me laugh. Next to me you are nothing but a pitiful weakling! I am the strongest person you know. Why do you think I go to the gym- to do aerobics? (Pause) I lift weights, wimpy…. Heavy weights…weights too heavy for you to lift.
Keith:
How much can you lift?
Sandy:
Well, I can bench two hundred and fifty. Is that telling you anything?
Keith:
Yea, it’s telling me that you could crush and destroy me. Pause: Hey, Sandy, we’re talking too loudly. The people behind us are starting to complain. They can’t hear the movie.
Sandy:
I told you, it’s boring anyway. Do you know what we should do? - Let them see some real action. I wonder what all these people would think, if we got up on the stage in front of the movie screen and put on a show of our own.
Keith:
I’m afraid to ask you what you mean. Do you mean that I am going to have to get humiliated y you in front of all these people?
Sandy:
You know me, Keith. I am an adventurous woman, and I like taking risks. You should take some risks too, Keith boy. Maybe wimps like you turn on some women.
Keith:
Look, Sandy, you can call me a wimp if you want. But, I’m too embarrassed to get up in front of all these people and have you humiliate me.
Sandy:
Oh, come on. Be a good sport. I need you to help me show of my strength, and I ‘m just dying to know what the guys here say about me after I crush you.
Keith:
You might get these people furious with you. They probably would like to see the rest of this movie.
Sandy:
I doubt it. When they see my rock hard muscles all bulging and flexing, they won’t want to look at anything but me.
Keith:
When they see me getting beat up, they’ll think you are a bully. Maybe some of the women will want to come and rescue me.
Sandy:
Oh, come on, wimpy. The women will be making fun of you, just like I will.
Keith:
I don’t think I like this idea.
Sandy:
We might as well give everybody some excitement. Let’s face it; our wrestling will be more exciting than that so-called action movie.
Keith:
You get some of the craziest ideas, Sandy.
Sandy:
You better watch what you say to me. I might just beat you up.
Keith:
You would do that to me.
Sandy:
Oh, wouldn’t I!
Keith:
Hey, stop pulling my arm. Where are you taking me?
Sandy:
Up in front of the theater, wimpy.
Keith:
I’m feeling nervous up here in front of all these people.
Sandy:
Are you getting stage fright?
Keith:
No, I’m just getting scared! I’m afraid you’re going to hurt me!
Sandy:
Poor wimpy Keith! Afraid of a woman are you?
Keith:
(Moaning) Hey! Ouch! My head! You’re crushing my head!
Sandy:
I know I am, and look at all the guys applauding. They just love watching my big bicep bulge. I’m so glad that it was warm out tonight, so I could wear my little shorts and tube top.
Keith:
(wimpy voice) This is the most humiliating thing that’s ever happened to me. These people are all making fun of and embarrassing me.
Sandy:
Look! They’re turning off the move, so everybody can concentrate on my muscles and me.
Keith:
They’re turning off the move, so they can concentrate on wimpy me. (Moans) Oh, I’m so embarrassed!
Sandy:
This is more exciting than I thought it would be! These guys are so turned on I can hardly believe it. I told you they would rather see me and my gorgeous muscles instead of this boring movie.
Keith:
(Moaning) You’re hurting my head! I’m in so much pain! If I pass out right here on this stage, I’ll never forgive you.
Sandy:
(Teasing) What are you going to do about it, wimpy? Beat me up?
Keith:
No, but I won’t like you anymore.
Sandy:
You’re not fooling me. I know you really love this whole thing. You love feeling my muscles crush your head!
Keith:
You’re wrong, Sandy. I don’t like felling pain, even when I can fele your huge muscles at the same time.
Sandy:
Here, let’s see how you like this.
(Sandy throws Keith on the floor and puts him in a body scissor.)
Keith:
(Loud moan) Oh! That’s hurts! How did you get me down on the floor os fast? Your legs are torturing me! They’re pressing into my chest so hard!
Sandy:
You’re feeling a little humiliated, aren’t you, wimp?
Keith:
(Breathing heavily) Yes, but I think I’m being saved. Look, the movie is being turned back on. I don’t’ think they turned the movie off to watch you. I think that they turned it off for intermission.
Sandy:
That’s what you think. You know all the guys are fascinated with my body. I bet if I go out in the lobby, they’ll all follow me out.
Keith:
I bet they don’t.
Sandy:
Come on, wimp! I’ll drag you out of here by your head, and we’ll see how many guys follow us.
Keith:
Ouch, you’re pulling my neck!
Sandy:
You are such a wimp!
Keith:
Stop calling me a wimp!
Sandy:
That’s what you are. (Pause) Here’s the lobby. Look at the guys. I’ll probably have to fight them off. They’ll all want to touch my muscles.
Keith:
Are you going to wrestle them like you did me?
Sandy:
I’ll probably have to schedule wrestling sessions. I’ll be booked up for the next month.
Keith:
Wrestling sessions? I didn’t know you did wrestling sessions.
Sandy:
I don’t, but I’ll have to start now, since all these wimps have seen me in action. The theater must be half empty. All the men are out here admiring my body.
Keith:
I admired your body, and all you did was humiliate me.
Sandy:
You like it, and you know it. Look at all these guys. They’re all waiting in line to touch my muscles. Maybe I should do a posing session right here.
Keith:
You’ve never done a posing session for me!
Sandy:
Well, you’ll see one right now. (Yells at the guys watching) you guys will have to stand back, or I’ll have to wrestle all of you. Do you want to be humiliated like this little worm I have with me?
Keith:
Hey, Sandy! Stop calling me names!
Sandy:
Look at them drool over my biceps. Hey, do you guys know this is called a double bicep shot?
Keith:
Wow, you’re sexy!
Sandy:
Now, guys, how would you like to see a demonstration of some of my most powerful wrestling holds?
(Sandy puts Keith in another headlock.)
See how my biceps bulge, when I squeeze this little wimp?
Keith:
(Voice quivers) oh no, not again! Hey, this one is tighter than the one you put in before.
Sandy:
How would you like to see a body scissor now?
Keith”
You’re not putting me in any body scissor!
(Sandy throws Keith down and puts him in a head scissor.)
Keith:
Hey, you’re wrapping your monstrous legs around my head! (Moans)
Sandy:
How do you like this hold, guys? Now I’ll demonstrate how I can keep this little wimp from ever getting out of my grip.
Keith:
Stop insulting me in front of everybody.
Sandy:
They ca already tell that you’re a wimp. I just want to show them that I can do better stunts than they’ll ever see in that movie.
Keith:
(Struggling to talk) These guys are going tot think that we’re both nuts!
Sandy”
They are going to think that I am the sexiest woman they have ever seen.
Keith:
(Wimpy voice) Are you going to let go of my head now?
Sandy:
Remember that one stunt in the movie, where the one guy twisted the other guy’s arms behind his back and made him fall to his knees?
Keith:
Why are you asking me that question? (Pause) And thanks for letting go of my head. I thought I was going to faint for a while.
Sandy:
I could put you in that hold and watch you squirm some more.
Keith:
Please don’t do that! I’ve been humiliated enough already!
Sandy:
Well, I’ll wait. These guys are getting restless. Listen to them. They’re all begging me to wrestle them. I’ll have to sign them up for wrestling sessions at my apartment.
Keith:
They’d all have second thought, if they know how painful your wrestling holds were.
Sandy:
I don’t think so. I think they’d love to wrestle me, and I think you do too, you little wimp.
Keith:
Hey, look, the movie’s over. You’ve ruined it for all these guys.
Sandy:
I don’t think they feel that way at all. They look pretty excited just to stand here and stare at my huge muscles. (Flexes biceps). The harder I flex my biceps, the more excited they get.
Keith:
Your biceps are..Well, huge!
Sandy:
If you want me to wrestle you again, you’ll have to stand in line with all the other wimps.
Keith:
I never said that I wanted you to wrestle me again.
Sandy:
Oh, come on Keith! You love being crushed by my muscles, and you know it.
Keith:
All the women are filing out of the theater, and they look pretty envious of you.
Sandy:
If you think they are envious now, watch this! (Lifts Keith up in the air and presses him over her head.)
Keith:
Hey, put me down! You’ll drop me! What are you doing?
Sandy:
I’m pressing you over my head, wimpy.
Keith”
(Trembling voice) You’re as strong as an ox, but I’ll admit, you’re sexier than one. Your whole body is bulging with muscle!
Sandy:
These wimpy guys are going wild, and the women look green with envy. This is great, isn’t it Keith? I’ve put on a better show than that movie ever was. I showed these wimps more excitement just flexing one of my bulging biceps.!
Keith:
I never though that when I invited you to see a movie, it would turn into such an adventure.
Sandy:
Everything you do with me is an adventure. I’ll show you something even more adventurous tonight, when we get back to my place.
Keith:
(Voice still trembling) what’s that?
Sandy:
You’ll see. It’s going to be pretty sexy. Maybe I’ll even let you give me a massage. Then you can feel and squeeze every one of my big bulging muscles.
Keith”
Oh, that sounds exciting!
Sandy:
I’ll humor these wimps a little more. I’ll do a little more posing. Then I’ll sign them up for wrestling sessions. After that, we can go home and have the sexiest time of our lives.
Keith:
(very wimpy voice) you better put me down, before these guys go crazy. They’re falling all over you.
Sandy:
Let’s give them some “more” excitement. I’ll throw you don, sit on top of you, and bury your wimpy body under my muscles. Maybe I’ll even smother you with my huge pecs1
Keith:
No, Sandy, no! That’ll be to humiliating! Please have mercy! Why do I have to be such a wimp?
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